Scizophernic drug dealer

Name: Schizophrenic drug dealer Height:5 ft 9

Age: 38

Item: drugs

Race: White

Occupation: drug dealer, sex offender

Mental illness: Schizophrenia

Gender: Female

Personality: Friendly and comical

Likes: Drugs, Sex, drug deals. Yodeling on top of garbage cans

Dislikes: Chinese drug couriers

This is the 79th encounter in the SCM series. It involves SCM filming a homeless schizophrenic drug dealer/ user that begins to spill her life story to SCM while making strange faces. She tells SCM how shes dealt drugs, became a registered sex offender and the amount of drugs she manages. She also seems to have run ins with men and black and she names off digits that have an unknown meaning The scene ends with the lady finishing her life story and SCM telling her that she seems confused to which she disagrees replying "im not, im never on drugs and im wide awake, to which she walks around the block into a dark street and is never seen or heard from again.

Trivia: This encounter has the longest chat dialogue

Chat dialogue:

"Inaudible schizophrenic chatter"

Lady:Right now in a porta-potty, she wants the porta-potty to be big enough, get a picture of it, get it all on your camera 803066090122.

"Lady makes jaw biting gestures"

Lady: im in a trans

Lady: Um love is a drug and I i don't deal directly for cartel and its putting my life in alot of danger and i was wondering if somebody can help me deal my drugs.

Lady: i have 8 million types of heroin for you today and all of them are about to be contaminated because i admit that im on my period and i admit that im 38, and i just had a miscarriage and so i was trying to get off for 12 days straight and when you walked up to me and there was um 10 Chinese drug couriers uhh around you I got off and i know it took me 12 days to get off but i did and so i was wondering if you could whatever you did before so i dont have to yodel ontop of a garbage can for that long and i dont have any diseases at all but i got diseases on me but not in me if you could jsut walk up with those 12 people once a year and ill pay you 1 million dollars a year for that. Would you do that for me? Is that class? Cool, so youre hired.

Lady: John Mariam your cartel has arrived and we have 852000 types of china white for you and 955000 types of smokable and shoot able heroin for you at all we have smokable cocaine and its all rocked up for you. Will you let us deal your cocaine and heroin mixed together?

This is jack class and im im attracted to my immediately family and ive been trying to rape them in a real way and thats why im a registered sex offender and that why im everyone here and were attracted to them because they deal drugs

And you can kill one person once a day if you want to, and i can kill one person once a day if i want to but nobody else has permission to do that, and thats BS federal government

SCM: you seem confused

Lady: Okay Im not though, and Im wide awake and Im never drugged, and this is black tape men in black 803660902